Pan Sighting

For those of you following the “Beaware of Pan” movement, there is news. He has been spotted in Sedona, mostly hanging out up in the red rocks. According to my source, he has toned things down a bit, but that’s just because our consciousness of him is not strong enough yet.

He dresses normally, like in hiking wear and doesn’t just grab what he wants. He talks, but within about 30 minutes, you end up naked.